All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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