He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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