question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The Olympian is in my bed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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