You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
