Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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