So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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