I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
