i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He uses pillows to masturbate.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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