I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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