I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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