So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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