I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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