I'm gonna have a badass scar
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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