Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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