best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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