i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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