would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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