Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
