billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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