So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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