I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
