all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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