Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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