I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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