i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
