Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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