life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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