Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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