Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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