I'm jealous of your bromance
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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