what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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