I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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