I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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