I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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