My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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