My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The struggles of a small town man whore
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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