my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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