I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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