god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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