They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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