Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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