Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
