what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Pooping to opera.
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