you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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