let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize