I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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