I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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