and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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