She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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