I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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