You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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