I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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