Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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