I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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