I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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